padlock
Pilot slang. Being unable to
take one's eyes off a target(enemy
aircraft,
escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr on Feb 04, 2012 08:54:53
Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a
padlock in an attempt to
derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully
ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Example:
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any
plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a
padlock that needs padlocking
Padlocked
by the padlocked boy on Jun 11, 2010 03:39:48
Example:
David likes marks sister. david plans too make an
advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has
cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (
padlocked)
Padlocking
by Apathetic_Lamp on Aug 22, 2011 03:43:13
When you go up to some douchbag with huge
gauges and you take a
padlock and
lock it through there gauges.
padlocked
by goldenb0y on Feb 21, 2008 07:43:38
Pilot slang. Being unable to
take one's eyes off a target(enemy
aircraft,
escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Example:
Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''
Gordon: ''Padlocked
bogey, requesting
protocol CHICANE''
Padlocks
by The Shrine on May 21, 2008 06:01:43
Padlocked Hipster
by M/L/E on Feb 20, 2011 11:43:33
When someone with a
padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel
plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs
like fuck
Chinese Padlock
by mrfriend6969 on Aug 22, 2009 05:15:28
Padlock Chaser
by SiLentThReaD on Dec 15, 2009 11:17:16
A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly
for the thrill of seeing a
padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one
heated topic"
Dirty Padlock
by GFAEV423 on Sep 29, 2010 03:09:48
When a girl is
grinding on you and has her arms
locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to
escape.
Example:
Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at
the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty
Padlock all night!
Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so
helpless.