March 29
Anyone born March 29th is that bitch who everyone needs in their life, they always have your back and they always stay loyal to their main bitches, They can have sass and be rude but only if their hurting inside. The Bitches born 29th March are the bitches u want to be close with.March 29
this is the birthday of that bitch you call you best friend who pulls out her phone to show you the uno reverse card when you call her a bitch; also one of those bitches who makes you laugh all the time doesn't give a fuck and bullies you from time to time. You can always depend on her replying fast and always wanting to play 8ball on iMessages game bc she will "beat" you in that game. This bitch is one of those bitches you are lucky to have jn your life ;)
March 29
the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.
March 29
National shit day. take the day off school and just shit the whole day. tell ur homies. y’all can shit together😏😏
March 29
Example:
“dang did you see that girl that walked by? she thick and fine.”
“well yeah dude, she’s born in march 29.”
“dang did you see that girl that walked by? she thick and fine.”
“well yeah dude, she’s born in march 29.”
March 29
March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!
Example:
Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*
Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*
March 29
This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion
This is the day of rebellion
Example:
Person: Hey do you know what day it is?
March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈
Person: Hey do you know what day it is?
March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈
March 29
March 29
March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing