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Crysis

The ultimate way to test your PC's power.

Crysis

by JackInTheCloset on Feb 03, 2009 02:26:57

Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.

Example:
Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.

Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.

Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE

Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar

Crysis

by OHGOF on Feb 09, 2009 09:18:32

In situations when everything is relatively normal, then turned completely upside down in an extremely absurd way.

Example:
Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.

Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.

Crysis

by Aldwardo on Jan 16, 2007 03:04:23

A very promising first-person shooter that is slated for a September 2007 release. Being built from the ground up by developers Crytek, the makers behind Far Cry. Sporting ultra realistic graphics and optimization for DirectX 10. This game looks like it will be game of the year already by the trailers and screenshots. It looks like it's Deus Ex meets Far Cry meets Half-Life.

Some info on Crysis:

-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.

-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.

-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.

-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.

-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.

-The first real time Predator like gameplay.

-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.

-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.

-Many multiplayer modes.

-And much more.

There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.

Example:
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.

Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.

Crysis

by Alex Reboks on Feb 27, 2008 12:21:12

The best FPS so far but can only be handled on a Superman computer. You get free roam and environment destruction which is always fun.

Example:
Man, I got this old computer and can't handle Crysis.
Haha, noob, I got a computer which cost me 5k just to play Crysis.

Crysis

by Mr. Magoon on Nov 08, 2007 00:18:21

An overly-hyped game that will let down masses of spastic geeks that have been nerdgasming over it for a very long time.
It will ultimately cause the suicide of a teenager named roy who will realize that it is rubbish meant to be fed to ferrets.

Example:
Some unsuspecting innocent person says crysis.
A horde of nerds echo the name in such a decibel that poor person who uttered the name would think that they were at the super bowl. They would then realize that it's a horrible game because only a bunch of random people care about it. and EA made it. double whammy.

Crysis

by bluemuffin on May 31, 2009 05:46:21

An Over hyped piece of shit game. Many geeks fail to realize that the game is not worth upgrading for and is simply just another typical fps.

Example:
Geek: DID YOU PLAY CRYSIS YET?

Dude: Nah I play good games like half-life 2 that are actually able to run on normal pc's.

Crysis

by Iamhonouredtobecrysissfriend on Nov 24, 2021 01:03:26

Crysis is the coolest person on this round ball. Professional yandere. Sweetest and kindest person you would ever meet and always leaves a good impression on you. Crysis is super caring and will give the best advice given their infinite bittersweet life experiences. Incredibly admirable and strong. Independent yet co-dependant. Crysis doesn’t care much for themself but devotes their time and effort into pursuing someones needs. Crysis has the funkiest fashion sense and you can often find them thrifting. Do they resell on depop? Perhaps.... They advocate for human rights? Insanely handsome/beautiful with the best smile possible. If you have a Crysis in your life, never let them go because they truly are an amazing, rockstar, boss, god, cool person. Long live crysis!

Example:
Crysis is such a good friend!
Crysis is so helpfull!
Crysis is so cute!

crysis

by theownd on Apr 11, 2006 02:51:22

A FPS made by Crytek the developers Farcry. Will be optimized for DirectX 10. Relesed some time in 2007

Example:
crysis will own half-life in every thing but storie.

crysis

by QuacksO on Oct 08, 2018 21:34:17

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Example:
Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

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