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gluten free

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Gluten-free

by Ez-A on Jan 09, 2012 03:51:35

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Example:
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

Gluten-free heffer

by Malphrus on Aug 23, 2011 08:57:39

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Example:
Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-Free Friend

by P-Biddy on Jul 12, 2018 07:44:34

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

Example:
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

gluten free-tard

by Annoyed Server on Apr 13, 2012 05:50:21

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

Example:
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

gluten free lightning

by jinremlil on Nov 13, 2019 09:03:59

gay

Example:
I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

by No names, just doing the deed on Oct 15, 2019 00:02:31

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

Example:
My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

gluten free celebrity

by realestatesteve on Aug 08, 2009 02:59:05

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Example:
Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

Gluten free cunt

by sunny as fuck on Feb 11, 2017 00:50:30

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

Example:
I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

gluten free taco

by Rawkyjohn on Feb 27, 2016 06:50:46

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

Example:
"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

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