ABL
by Tmoney89 on May 02, 2006 03:35:52
Stands for Asian Basketball League: What happens when a whole bunch of Asian guys get into any university or inner city gym and start playing some pickup b-ball. It is often characterized by an impressive plethora of
mad handles ankle breakers and totally sweet
hairdo's, but a curious lack of elegance with regards putting the ball through the hoop.
Example:
"Dude, I was playing some
pickup today at
the Y and this sick
AZN kid shook me so hard, but then stuffed himself with the rim."
"That's the ABL for you."
ABL
by "Jaguar" Chris Dickens on May 20, 2008 04:45:07
Anybody But Lakers syndrome
A syndrome that occurs, usually in or around
the month of May where a
Laker hater jumps onto the band wagon of any and every team that the
Los Angeles Lakers face. The band wagon jumping is usually accompanied by loudly proclaiming that the opposing team (and/or its individual players) is the second coming, and a lock to defeat Kobe and company.
Example:
Hater: "Denver is gonna
wipe the floor with Lakers."
Fan: "Don't worry about him, he just suffers from ABL."
The Very Same Hater, just 10 days later: "
Utah is the truth. They're just too physical for the Lakers. Utah ftw!"
Another Fan: Sounds like somebody's ABL is acting up."
Ables
by T.K. Harper on May 29, 2008 04:48:00
A legendary name given to the man who fought alongside
Abraham Lincoln during the Battle of
Little Big Horn. It is said that a man carrying this name would have only one known weakness, triceps. When approached by an "Ables" try not to look him
in the eyes he has been known to steal souls.