baby batter
a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.
Example:
You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.
You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.
baby batter
Example:
Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
Baby Batter
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
Example:
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
Baby Batter
Baby-Batter
Sperm and/or semen.
Same as: baby batter
baby battered
Example:
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
baby batter
Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.