planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".



planking
The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
Example:
Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!


planking
Parkour for people who can't move fast
Example:
Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.


planking
When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.
Example:
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?


planking
1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Example:
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.


planking
The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle
Example:
King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."


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