planking
Proof that humanity has
sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently
sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.Proof that literally ANYTHING can
catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
planking
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 on Nov 02, 2015 13:31:19
When a man has really
bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he
lays on top of the toilet to pee
planking
by jim-the-birdman on May 04, 2011 22:25:43
The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or
the ground with their arms by their sides,
aiming to occur in
daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
planking
by Frankie1969 on May 20, 2011 21:44:23
Example:
Food superstore
Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of
meat grinders, display shelves,
trolleys and stacks of milk crates.
planking
by TehChingsta on Jun 15, 2011 08:27:58
Example:
Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a
police car?
Matt: Yeah,
I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy:
Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.
planking
by jahhman23 on May 21, 2011 07:33:31
When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the
planker, and posted online. It is a competition to
plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet
craze. Its fucking stupid.
Example:
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8
storey high
pole?
Yeah man, he was planking.
Oh. Get a photo before
he fell?
planking
by IfuckinghatePlanking on May 25, 2011 03:12:26
1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in
Stafford, VA.
2.) The act of laying
face down on something in a
rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Example:
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA
GO LAY DOWN ON THIS
TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
planking
by Mandernaught on May 14, 2011 05:31:33
The act of lying completely
flat on extreme surfaces, such as a
road or
police vehicle
Example:
King of planking - "
Clearly the only reason he was
charged was because his planking had been done already."
planking
by Quebexicans on May 27, 2011 10:23:44
planking
by McMarina on May 16, 2011 17:26:36