Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face



Playing possum
When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.
Example:
Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!


playing possum
a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.

Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.
Example:
Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"

Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"


play possum
1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
Example:
He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.


Playing Possum
When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!
Example:
"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"


playing possum
When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
Example:
That asshole was just playing possum.


playing sex possum
A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.
Example:
Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."


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