poophole

What you poop from



poophole
self expanatory
Example:
i liked her poophole and got shit in my mouth. i didnt mind though, cause it tasted like corn. i love corn.


Poophole
Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.
Example:
Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup


Poophole
The human butt; more specifically, the anus.
Example:
Damn bro that girls poophole is so nice”
“Are you a poophole or boob guy?”
“I ate Sarah’s poophole last night she loved it”


Poophole Loophole
When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance
Example:
Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.


poophole nogo
The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
Example:
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.


poophole loophole
The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Example:
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."


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