incarcerate

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail



incarceritis
Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
Example:
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".


Incarceritis
• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
Example:
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!


INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT
The backfiring of the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL to incarcerate ALAN I WALDMAN...ANAL ALAN
Example:
Nobody expected STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK to enter the picture as "when ANAL ALAN showed his FRUSTRATION with security trespassing games which all was used to. for an INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT but ALAN I WALDMAN or the POLICE call him "JOHN DOEN" but wait they are always asking for my EPSTEIN real name and the thing is the GOOD BUDDAH at the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL got fed up with the continual ASSH0LE PED0PHILE SHITEATER attack so what happened as this HUNGRY GHOST as you may say after STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK killed the most people in US HIST0RY after he got the point of first do tw0 TRESPASSES as you get SHIT and SCAT to B0WEL OUT with and now the entire VIDEO of ME AND MY MONKEY by ROBBIE PETER WILLUAMS, GEORGE NORM PETER(SON) PF CHANG PLANS , GUY CHAMBERS , and JASON ALDEAN (WILLIAMS) the biggest FIASCO of all timr.


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