Fart

Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.