pork roast
A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.syn. finger cuffsPork Roast
The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
Example:
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
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marinated pork roast
well we all know what the original pork roast is (one guy penetrating from the rear while the other receives oral from the same girl while they are standing up and the girl is on hands and knees). Well, the marinated part cums in when both of the guys pull out towards the end and cover the girl in their special sauce.
Example:
"Things can get even better if you switch places with your buddy mid-marinated pork roast."
"Things can get even better if you switch places with your buddy mid-marinated pork roast."
pennsylvania pork roast
An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Example:
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
roast pork
Example:
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."