The Predicaments
Example:
1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.
3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.
3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
Predicament
When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
Example:
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
predicament bondage
Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
predicament and a half
penile predicament
One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Example:
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
columbian predicament
Example:
I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.
I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.
Portuguese Penis Predicament
The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Example:
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament
Example:
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.