hypotenuse
by Nothing Chen on Apr 22, 2005 03:26:18
A math term
for the longest side of a right
triangle. You learn this is about
5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
hypotenuse
by PearlJam24 on Apr 05, 2014 09:32:34
In a three-way, the member who is the only
participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right
triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of
the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude,
you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I
got to be the hypotenuse!"
Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."
Hypotenusing
by Natali K. on Apr 28, 2007 23:55:40
The act of
cutting through a parking lot, large field or any large square or
rectangular plot of land. You could go on the
edges, but cutting across is so much easier!
Example:
Tori: How we gonna cross this parking lot,
Neko?
Neko: Wanna try
hypotenusing it?
Tori:
'kay.
Hypotenuse
by FoamFan on Jan 28, 2013 08:15:49
Example:
David: I am exhausted and
stressed out!
Michael: Give
Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your
massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
Hypotenuse
by crazfulla on Dec 16, 2010 12:02:52
Code word for penis.
Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So,
it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a
right angled triangle.
Uses:
1. To discretely refer to
male genitals.
2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
Hypotenuse girl
by Macks and Lilah on Nov 27, 2007 09:04:20
The other definition is not correct. A
hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A
hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to
industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.
**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.
Example:
Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?
Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really
frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.
Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.
Eugene-
Emm....
Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?
Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them
Dodgers?