preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.



Preventative Masturbation
The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.
Example:
If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.


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