librarian
A librarian is a person who is trained to help you find whatever information you might be looking for. Many people have an outdated stereotype of a librarian as an unmarried
middle-aged woman who only cares about keeping kids away from her dusty old books. The truth, however, is that
librarians come in all shapes, sizes, genders and ages; more important, librarians today are trained in Web design, online research (believe it or not, there's far more out there besides Google and Wikipedia), networking, and the latest
Web 2.0 technologies. Books are still a huge part of the job, but librarians these days know far more about technology than most people, and are taught exactly how to use it to help you find what you need.
librarian
by Lucesco on May 23, 2006 06:04:00
well-minded angels with little
street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience
burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter,
aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.
librarian
by dans tes rêves on Oct 08, 2007 23:42:59
Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a
Master's Degree in
Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a
library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.
librarian
by Betz on Mar 07, 2005 07:21:53
A chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a
raging sexaul
freak.
Generally; their sado-masocistic, man
beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
librarian
by Jenne Bunny on Nov 08, 2007 10:36:23
A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some
librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as
Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
librarian
by maffei1 on Jul 18, 2006 06:51:33
General term to describe a library worker. A librarian is traditionally one who collects, catalogs and makes materials (usually books) available for library patrons. Presently, due to the increased popularity of alternative "information sources" (primarily the Internet), one can sense an inferiority complex within the profession as a whole. Because of these feelings of inadequacy,
librarians are facing a collective identity crisis, trying to redefine their place in light of the more sophisticated information world. A modern definition that all can agree on has yet to be found. In reality however, the librarian is a breed dying at
the hand's of
technological Darwinism. Most librarians will vehemently deny this truth, arguing that, basically, the general populace is lost and greatly inconvenienced without their help. Time will certainly show us otherwise.
librarian
by Tim Miller on Jan 04, 2004 05:41:36
A person who is so anal that they have sought a job to define their compulsive tendencies. As
librarians, these 'overly enthusiastic' individuals can not only revel in their compulvieness, they can force it on other people too.
Librarians often
bait people into their
dens by offering information or entertainment, usually of the wholesome kind.
Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.
librarian
by Rock DJ on Jun 19, 2005 14:11:24
librarian
by voice of the american people on Apr 10, 2005 05:01:52
librarian
by Usomar on Dec 08, 2006 22:55:40
an overly
anal retentive bitch that glares over your shoulder while you typing on the computer making sure the little
10 year old next to you doesn't see
the porn youre watching