procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.



procrastination
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
Example:


procrastination
1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
Example:
Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...


procrastination
Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as lazy.
Example:
Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest.

Ignorant person: You is lazy!

Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?

Ignorant person: Uh...

Me: Hypocrite.


procrastination
I give up.
I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.
Example:
Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool.
procrastination.


procrastination
If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).
Example:
He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.


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