procrasturbate
1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.procrasturbate
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
procrasturbate
To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Example:
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
procrasturbate
The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
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procrasturbate
Example:
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
procrasturbate
verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Example:
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
procrasturbate
I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Example:
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
procrasturbate
Example:
you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.
you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.