Chose
by Nefriteetah on Jun 14, 2011 13:23:18
Example:
BurNita: Gurrrrl you betta go get you shit, it's bout to get chose by dem
bummy broads over there.
CaraNeesha: Guuuurrl you daaamn rite she eyein
ma shit like it's bout to snatch her weave. Lemme go
get that shit rite quick.
Chinky Chose
by Arnold Dreckenberg on Apr 22, 2011 20:29:25
Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical
payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids
taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."
Example:
You
cheated but lost anyway
-- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!
mac-and-chose
by Andrew69420 on Jan 17, 2018 03:50:46
Quelque Chose
by Bad-ass Posse on Mar 12, 2010 13:04:45
Example:
Nick: Hey Emily, How are you doing today?
Emily: You know, Quelque Chose!!!!!!!
James: Last Night was So
QuelK.
Elisabeth aka Box car Betty: God I hated that Movie What did you think
Brigit?
Brigit
La Boomba: Quelque Chose!!!
tryna get chose
by John Claude di Ronaldi on May 05, 2011 06:59:58
woke up and chose violence
by Mind Hunter the Profiler on Aug 23, 2023 07:15:55
woke up and chose
violence — the act of
awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst
decision that you could possibly make.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
Example:
The people who attacked
The Capitol on
January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long
federal prison sentences.
woke up and chose chaos
by Mind Hunter the Profiler on Sep 04, 2023 12:03:25
woke up and chose chaos — a
corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into
disarray.
A common excuse for waking
ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
Example:
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s
divorce lawyer and told him to do her
worst — I dared her!!!!!!
woke up and chose violence
by didntasklolnoob232 on Dec 08, 2020 00:56:53
Example:
this man woke up and chose violence
thug life chose me
by Ihavenolifelmfao on Feb 17, 2014 08:28:16
Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.
"I didn't choose the
thug life, the thug life chose me."
or
"I didn't choose the
thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."
Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a
thug that the "thug life" chose them.
Example:
*2cool4skool kid makes fun of
the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*
"I didn't choose the
thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the
school kid.