pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".



Pulling an Austin
Continuously taking screenshots of your friends snaps without permission and your only intention is to keep the pictures for personal use. Or harassing your friends constantly with meaningless conversations to the point of annoyance.
Example:
Ugh, this guy keeps messaging me and pulling an Austin. He reminds me of a lost puppy so, hopefully, he gets the hint and leaves me alone soon.

Honestly? This guy keeps pulling an Austin and won't leave me alone. I think he's gonna ask to buy my used panties next.


Pulled an Austin
When someone writes a fourteen page letter to someone, confessing their love, BEFORE leaving their current partner
Example:
"Wait I thought he told Sydney he loved her, did he break up with Mia?" "No, he pulled an Austin."


pulling an austin
The act of befriending someones gf or ex gf and then eventually telling them that he loves them and wants be with them forever only to epcily fail and get rejected. He also doesn't abide by the Bro Code and has broken just about every code in the book. Such a BRO!!! This is the last guy you want as a friend because he will betray you no matter what. He'll fuck up every friendship you have with girls because he'll be too busy trying to hook up with them. He'll also talk behind your back but when you call him out all he has to say is that he was just kidding
Example:
Example 1
Person 1:Dude look at that tool trying to hit on Jason's gf

Person 2:He's deff pulling an austin.
Example 2
Person 1:Look at Austin being such a fool trying to befriend Stacy after she broke up with Bobby. Austin's just desperate trying to get some.

Person 2. I know he's such a tool. Just look at him he look so desperate.
Person 1. Too bad for him he won't even get a kiss. It's what he gets for pulling an austin.


Pulling An Austin
This is when you have a 100 average going into a final exam for a class and then you choke so horribly on that final that you end up getting a "B", "C", "D", or "F" in the class.
Example:
Austin studied so hard for his Psychology exam that he didn't study for Manufacturing and ended up Pulling An Austin.


Pulling an Austin
1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
Example:
Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."


Pulling an Austin Worthington
1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
Example:
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"


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