one bite

a person who claims they want to have "bite one" of someone else's food but ends up actually eating the whole thing in one bite



One bite
-To get the whole experience in “One bite”
-hooking up with someone once and it’s all you need
-One night stand
Example:
“Dude! I met this total One bite at the bar last night, won’t call her.”


one bite and gone
1. expression indicating that one has left abruptly

2. expression indicating that one is departing speedily

Typically used at the end of a conversation, especially when one party needs to physically leave the location of the conversation in question.

Alternate definition(s):

(adj.)
1. (descriptive utterance) used to indicate one's own awesomeness
Example:
Person 1: "ay foo, we're gonna have tacos tonight, you tryna stay and eat?"
Person 2: "dude i'll take a taco, but i can't stay long, i gotta be one bite and gone"

**alternate definition**

Person 1: "SNAPS dog, how do you keep making those 3-pointers?!"
Person 2: "haha i dunno man, i guess these days i'm just one bite and gone"


one bite syndrome
suffering the inability to consume the final bite of a meal, yet if a full serving was presented you could physically be able to consume the food.
Example:
Trey: "oh dude, i can't finish this last bite of cake."
Quincy: "come on man, it's one bite."
T: "yea dude, i know, but i physically just can't do this."
Q: "shit brah, you must have one bite syndrome."


Another One Bites the Dust
A famous phrase that can be used when life presents you with a decent opportunity for you to prove yourself and you still fuck it up.
Example:
guy1: Hey I finally confronted that girl I told I like.
guy2: Oh Miranda? Great, how did it go?
guy1: Well surprisingly she sat down next to me and gave me an open chance. I was too nervous so I ran away.
guy1: Another One Bites the Dust.


one bite short of an apple
The term used to describe an individual or group of individuals who display a certain degree of insanity by making up excuses that are implausible to the extreme in a feeble attempt to deny responsibility for their mistakes.
Example:
Boss: "What time do you call this, your 6 hours late."

Employee: "I'm really sorry I'm late sir I was err.. abducted by aliens, on my way way in. They returned me to earth in the middle of a field and the nearest train station was twenty miles away. I definitely didn't spend last night clubbing and get up 6 hours late."

Boss: "Who do you think you are kidding? You must be one bite short of an apple if you think there's any hope of me believing that!"

or

Fictitious mobile phone manufacturer: "Our phones appear to have poor reception when held because our stupid customers are hold them the wrong way. The 'signal strength formula' feels intimidated by humans and gets it's maths wrong whenever it is in the centre of a fist. This makes the poor innocent little formula accidentally display the wrong number of bars. The call quality appearing to drop is purely coincidental, as is us releasing an insulation cover and recruiting eight new antenna engineers. There is definitely no design floor. Even if there was, it is definitely nothing to do with the very sensitive revolutionary external uninsulated antenna. The antenna is just being ridiculed for being pure genius, by people without any imagination. All you have to do is imagine it works perfectly and you won't find a single fault. This worked just fine for us during testing."

Anyone with at least half a braincell: "They really must be one bite short of an apple if they think anyone is going to believe any of that!"


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