purple mushroom
When a bitch is
polishing your knob, and you
ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a
bruise.
purple mushroom
by Jesus Christ Superstar on Oct 04, 2004 14:02:28
1. A low cost housing unit for
smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a
bruise in the shape of a
mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
Example:
1. After
smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that
silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a
welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
purple mushroom
by steven on Feb 14, 2003 12:39:31
purple mushroom
by Meunit32 on Feb 23, 2008 08:01:25
When you Slap your junk on a
gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple
lump like the top of a
mushroom Example:
man u c that
gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up
half of her head
purple mushroom
by Bastardized Bottomburp on May 04, 2003 14:40:05
Example:
purple mushroom
by Soiled Undergarment on Aug 18, 2003 03:32:28
Example:
"Don't
eat that purple mushroom!"
purple mushroom
by tony with a T on Feb 14, 2003 02:07:16
Example:
Purple Mushroom
by donny iris on Jan 28, 2005 00:47:27
when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves
a mark that turns
purple and looks like a
mushroom
purple mushroom bruise
by Flantari on Sep 30, 2006 09:10:01
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and
systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish
bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a
mushroom).
purple mushroom stamp
by DJ KNUCKLES on Mar 08, 2005 16:33:15
NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and
swing it in a
counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a
purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
Example:
i wanted
sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an
award winning clark bar