qualified

well hung; posessing a large penis



Qualify
To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.
Example:
Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!


qualifier
Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.
Example:
That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.


qualified immunity
A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights
Example:
A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.


YouTube Qualified
Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)
Example:
Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified


BMT Qualified
A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.

Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.

Particularly useful in public or mixed company.
Example:
Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.


Qualified Peacocker
Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Example:
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."


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