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qualified

well hung; posessing a large penis

Qualify

by D*Nyce* on Oct 27, 2008 09:01:16

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.

Example:
Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!

qualifier

by WolfgangT on Jul 12, 2010 08:09:14

Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.

Example:
That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.

qualified immunity

by Just_sayin' on May 30, 2021 23:40:44

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights

Example:
A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

qualified impunity

by mshaler on Jun 24, 2020 03:12:07

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Example:
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

neighbor qualified

by jpg3 on Feb 02, 2015 08:33:04

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

Example:
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

YouTube Qualified

by S I M E on Feb 28, 2020 16:46:36

Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)

Example:
Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified

BMT Qualified

by mrmcderm on Nov 15, 2007 03:47:26

A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.

Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.

Particularly useful in public or mixed company.

Example:
Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.

Qualified Peacocker

by Qualified Peacocker on Aug 12, 2021 01:35:30

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.

Example:
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."

qualified to sing

by Keev23eev on Mar 20, 2011 12:03:12

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.

Example:
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!

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