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quant

They're the coolest guy you'll meet. They care deeply for their friends and they got your back. They super fun to be around and their laugh is contagious. Super fun, happy, and just all around great. They are very modest and they help others at their own expense, and they need to love themselves a little more.

Quant

by liveMike on Jan 11, 2014 19:46:48

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Example:
Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

Quant It

by GreggersJ on Jan 16, 2009 07:27:40

To put your lip gloss on, call your friends on the phone, meet them on the floor and dance like cover girls.

Example:
Greg: Do you have any plans tonight?
Hillary: Yeah, I'm gonna quant it.

quantes

by suangmingpong on May 06, 2022 19:17:28

feeling of satisfaction

Example:
guy :how you feeling man ;other guy : broooo quantes

Quante

by DeBreezee on Feb 26, 2020 21:37:06

Wise

Example:
He looks like a quante

Quant

by alteregoboy on Dec 11, 2006 03:01:51

The smallest measurable
amount of anything,
given existing technology.

Example:
"Check the optics again, Heinrich,
there's a couple of quants
hiding behind that moo-on."

Quant

by ForevaMackin487 on Aug 18, 2010 23:24:19

A slang term for a large quantity. Typically in reference to a quantity of illicit and/or illegal goods.

Example:
Dude 1: Damn, I'm outta bud...

Dude 2: Hit up Brad, he always has quant.

Quant

by Unbeleahvable on Jan 13, 2017 10:01:52

A term used to describe someone who is more than a bitch, but not quite a c***.

Example:
Wow, she is such a QUANT for doing that to you!

Quant Jock

by Old Man Hibbard on Mar 14, 2007 10:42:58

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.

Example:
and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)

quant peen

by askbbj on Mar 21, 2016 10:44:46

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Example:
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

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