Ligma

Ligma was a disease that was created by the US government with the sole purpose of cleaning our earth of the virgin blemish known only as fortnite streamers. Signs of infection include, but are not limited to, blue hair, loss of vulgar language, and sheer obnoxiousness.



Ligma
Example:
Example 1
Person A : The weather is so shit today.
Person B : Yeah, can you just ligma
Person A : Balls
Person B : AMOGUS
Example 2
Person A : Im so sad my grandma died yesterday :'(.
Person B : Yeah, she died of ligma.
Person A : What ?
Person B : Lick my balls.


Ligma
The fatal disease that is famously known for killing the 2nd best Fortnite player, Ninja. Ninja has been battling this disease for many months, and Wednesday, July 17, it tragically took his life. No one knew how fatal Ligma could be until it killed our racist, anti-immigrant, Fortnite-streamer. Ligma got a “Victory Royale” by eliminating him. Rip.
Example:
retarded fan: “Oh my! Ninja died? HOW? I CAN’T TAKE THIS! HE CAN’T BE DEAD! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!”
me: “He died of Ligma. It’s okay man, i’m in denial too, but we have to move on. He would want it to be this way. 😪 “


Ligma
Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Example:
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*


Ligma
A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Example:
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu


Ligma
LIGMA ( Lung Inflammation by Gas Molecules Ascending ) is a rare form of BOFA ( Body Oscillation Fatal Area ) which is the process of a specific area contracting and expanding repeatedly causing fatal damage. LIGMA happens in the Lungs. They expand and contract due to many gas particles found in the Sugendese areas of Grabahan. These particles when exposed to high heat areas begin to infuse into the tissue and begin the process. However, a new, very common, mode of transport if these particles in through the retinas. Though a very weak virus, the SUGMA variant of Ligma can come from exposure to intense amounts of Fortnite. This is thought to be the method that popular Twitch streamer Ninja has gone through, and unfortunately, it can be fatal. After hearing that Ninja has died from SUGMA. People across the internet mourn of his passing. Fortnite has gone through many patches and updates to insure SUGMA and possibly LIGMA will stay off servers.
Example:
Richard Tyler Blevins, known as popular Twitch streamer Ninja, has passed away from LIGMA.


Ligma
Ligma is an extremely fatal disease anyone can get. Many people have died from this disease. There is no current cures or vaccines for Ligma. Once you get Ligma you instantly die.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, I got some bad news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 2: My dad died from Ligma.
Guy 2: What's Ligma?
Guy 1: Ligma balls


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