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Quante
They're the coolest guy you'll meet. They care deeply for their friends and they got your back. They super fun to be around and their laugh is contagious. Super fun, happy, and just all around great. They are very modest and they help others at their own expense, and they need to love themselves a little more.
Example:
Quante is a really cool guy and I'm glad he's my friend, I got really lucky.


Quant
A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.
Example:
Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.


Quant Jock
One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.
Example:
and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)


quant peen
A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.
Example:
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O


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