raccoon's Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

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The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Raccoon

by MixiM on Aug 18, 2011 14:54:57

NATURE'S NINJA!

Example:
Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!

Raccoons

by Working Class Hero on Dec 29, 2020 06:50:10

Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails

Example:
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me

Raccooning

by TC231 on Feb 18, 2013 03:19:38

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

Example:
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

Raccooning

by FlipCup1023 on Oct 10, 2010 22:52:53

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Example:
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

****

Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

The Raccoons

by zartok-35 on Aug 28, 2006 09:01:25

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Example:
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

raccooning

by Poley on the Pole on Jun 19, 2018 02:42:43

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Example:
Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

Raccooner

by NotLatka on Jul 14, 2021 19:25:38

A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Example:
Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:

Raccooned

by Damon K. on Apr 17, 2020 08:15:56

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Example:
Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

Raccoon

by Raccoonlover on May 29, 2019 23:24:17

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Example:
Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

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