online

Bay Area slang meaning that you are slanging. That you have drugs for sale.



online
The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.
Example:
I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.


online
1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.
Example:
I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.


online
When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.
Example:
WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?


online
A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.
Example:
Me: Hey guys! I bought a new fan!
Friend: But it's Winter right now...
Me: oh nvm I'm online


online
1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"

2) what my computer isn't
Example:
Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"

Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."

Matt: "sucks for you."


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