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read a book

1. A animated rap song.2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

read a book

by MonstaKev on Mar 09, 2010 08:55:48

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

Example:
-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

read a book

by woopwoooop on Oct 06, 2008 10:06:44

making out

Example:
moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book

read a book

by s1337 on Sep 18, 2009 05:56:08

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

Example:
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

Read a book

by qwepoiqwepoiqwe on Aug 28, 2012 04:27:31

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

Example:
John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

Reading a book

by fayschullshot on May 28, 2010 10:31:49

Code word for stroking your shaft

Example:
Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

to read a book

by Monkey! on Dec 04, 2004 11:20:57

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

Example:
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

Read a book

by Vbui717 on Jun 10, 2014 12:06:43

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

Example:
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

read another book

by Martin Luther Cream on May 12, 2018 01:48:42

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.

Example:
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."

go read a book

by Larry on Jul 30, 2004 08:24:48

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

Example:
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

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