real Time

live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very momentwhen added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)



real time
The subjective experience of time passing confirmed as about right by external, objective measuring criteria ie an hour feels about like an hour, and this is confirmed by looking at a clock, where an hour has indeed been measured as having passed. As opposed to (e-time), where time seems to pass at a quicker or slower rate than external measuring systems would suggest.
Example:
1. I had an hour real time left at work - and it passed in exactly an hour on the clock.
2. It seemed I'd only been online a few minutes real time, but when I looked at the clock it had been three hours.


real time
The actual, no excuses permitted, time that you have to meet someone.
Example:
8.30 real time, okay? If you're late again, we're cactus. Forever.


real time chump
A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
Example:
Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems


Non-Real Time
time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.
Example:
Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.


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