red alert
A
Command and Conquer series game made by
Westwood Studios.The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that
Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
red alert
by Nobody0000 on Mar 29, 2010 02:21:47
When you're on the absolute
brink of
shitting your pants.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive
evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Example:
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!
Ken: Hahaha. All right,
loosen your belt and
pinch your cheeks, we're almost at
Denny's.
red alert
by brandi-charity on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
Red Alert
by TYHD on Feb 10, 2009 01:18:49
Red Alert
by Hawihonne on Dec 04, 2009 05:05:55
When smoking a
Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a
nicotine "
buzz" after your first drag.
Example:
"We're out of the
Kools, lets smoke
a Red."
"
Woah dude...Red Alert!"
Red Alert
by AC on Feb 01, 2004 04:32:47
Red Alert
by Red Alert on Jan 05, 2004 10:29:19
Red Alert
by bohits on Feb 03, 2004 05:53:36
When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies
designate to stop being
picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is
coyote ugly.
Example:
"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in
awhile. It's past
1am; I'm
goin' into Red Alert right now!"
Red Alert 2
by Joseph D. Collins on May 02, 2005 00:44:04
The shortened version of
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. This is the second game in the Red Alert universe, taking place years after the first conflict with
the Axis and Allies.
New technology has since been invented, thus making both sides far more formitable than before.
Abbreviation: RA2
Red Alert 3
by Marzillius on Aug 24, 2008 22:06:19
An RTS Game made by
EALA, a wing of
EA Games. It's a part of the
Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise.
The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.
Example:
RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND
RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!!
RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2
LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!!
Normal
RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.