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The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.farticulate
Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.
Example:
Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
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farticulate
To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.
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Example:
When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.
When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.
Farticulate
Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.
Example:
That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.
That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.
Farticulation
"Farticulate Matter"
Example:
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
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Example:
I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.
Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.
I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.
Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.