roadhouse

the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin



roadhouse
A roadhouse is a tavern, inn, or the like, usually located outside city limits. It usually serves barbecue and alcohol for refreshments and possibly has some sort of live entertainment such as live music or exotic dancers. It was the subject of the single "Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors, released on the album Morrison Hotel in 1970.
Example:
"Ah, keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse
Gonna have a real a-good time"

~The Doors, "Roadhouse Blues"


roadhouse
The act of wearing jeans with no undergarments beneath, made famous by Patrick Swayze's charater "Dalton" in the film "Roadhouse." In short, freeballing or going commando in jeans is "pulling a Roadhouse."
Example:
Dude, I didn't pack enough underwear for my trip last week so I had to pull a Roadhouse on the flight home.


roadhouse
To casually, but vigorously and lustfully, engage in promiscuous sexual or pre-coital activity, usually with a person with whom one is not in the least bit romantically involved. It's what "cheaters" and "fuck buddies" do. The implication is that the couple meet discreetly and stop by an outhouse/ roadhouse/ motel etc. to do their naughty business.
Example:
I don't think I would ever go out with her, but I'd roadhouse her in a second.


Roadhouse
A badass one word response that can be applied in a variety of situations.. for example: hello, goodbye, yes, no, fuck yea, its a good possibility, i agree with what your saying, lets do it, that's a nice flower blazer your wearing, what are you doing tonight, that could potentially be gay but im gonna go along with it, i don't feel like paying 5 extra dollars so were getting keystone, ect.
Example:
guy 1- "Dude, you fell down the stairs and pissed on the rug last night"

guy 2- "...Roadhouse"


Roadhouse
A Roadhouse is when you take a two shits in one trip to the bathroom, but in two sittings. The named is derived from the bar in the movie Roadhouse called "The Double Deuce". Its when you go to the bathroom sit on the toilet, take a shit, wipe, get up, pull your pants up, wash your hands, and just before you leave the bathroom you realize you are not done shitting. Now you have to sit back on the toilet for a 2nd shit(double deuce) or a Roadhouse.
Example:
Bill: What took you so long? You were in the bathroom for REALLY long time.
Dave: I would have been done sooner, but I had to shit twice.
Bill: Oh man, a Roadhouse. That happened to me last week after that Jalapeno eating contest.


Roadhouse
Pooping twice in one day. The bar in the movie was called the "Double Deuce". Pooping twice in a day would be going #2 twice, hence a "double deuce", or a "Roadhouse"
Example:
After emerging from the bathroom after his second dump, he told his roomate he just pulled a Roadhouse.


Roadhousing
The act of simply saying the word "roadhouse" during or immediately after the moment of sexual climax.

The word roadhouse may/should be delivered in the deadpan style or manner of Seth MacFarlane as the voice of Peter Griffin from the television show Family Guy (see Season 8 Episode 4)

Roadhousing may be delivered at the precise moment of climax, or after a dramatic pause.

May also accompany skeet shooting.
Example:
A common example of Roadhousing:

Person A: Oh baby, ooh, I love you, I loooove you. Gawwwwd geeez urrrrrrg (etc. to climax)

Person B: Roadhouse.


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