deadpan
by Jessica Cole on Dec 06, 2007 13:02:48
Dry humor with a blank expressionless face. This type of humor is common among shy and
socially indifferent people. Includes other elements of humor ranging from shy humor, sarcastic even macabre humor and other personal characteristics which makes it unique to the individual.
Deadpan humor is one of the most complex and to many enigmatic comedy styles as only a select few truly understand it enough to appreciate it for it's brilliance.
deadpan
by Jack Townshend on Jan 10, 2007 10:29:40
Example:
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious,
blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I
excell at deadpan humour."
deadpan
by securatah on Sep 16, 2010 05:28:54
1. (n) A pan that has been brutally murdered, or possibly that has died of natural causes, such as by accidental melting and/or by trampling underneath a crowd of people engaged in a furious riot of extreme pan-demonium
2. (n) The subject of
Captain Hook's psychedelic wet dreams contained in scenes from the 1992 film Hook, starring Robin Williams, that were deleted in order to prevent the film from having an X-rating, despite repeated time travel protests from Abraham Lincoln in which he claimed that such removal would needlessly compromise
the film's substantial
artistic integrity Example:
1. Steve the Municipal Pan Coroner: "While the cause of death remains unknown, one thing is certain, which is that this particular pan is pretty much totally dead, and therefore shall heretofore be referred to as a deadpan."
2. Abraham Lincoln: "Man the
director's cut of that movie was so much better than the one that the greedy Hollywood water-downers released to the moronic public. If I were alive today I would probably open up
a whole nother can of civil war
whoopass over that as well as the fact that they totally edited out Julia Roberts' boobies."
deadpan
by RandomPerson3123314 on Mar 29, 2021 05:58:32
An adjective some people like to use about themselves whenever they realize they are too
direct and
lack goodwill.
Example:
Bob: What does "
MIC" means?
Steeve: Maybe stop asking and start searching?
...
Bob: Damn... You're savage. Is everyone in this
Discord server as unwelcoming as you are?
Steeve: More like deadpan
deadpan
by Valor Rosa on Mar 28, 2007 19:14:38
A
pan that has had so much food
burnt in it that it is no longer
usable, due to the thick layer of black crap on its surface.
Example:
Ah, man. I'm such a
lousy cook. Got another deadpan to throw out.
Deadpan
by Andre Feinman on Feb 04, 2016 06:50:00
A
pan teenagers put at the popular
hook up spots at camp to collect semen in case a male accidentally ejaculates while hooking up and doesn't want to get it all over the place.
Deadpan Don
by Deadpan Don on Nov 23, 2021 19:57:45
A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical
mover.
Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half
agape, she appears most mornings in
frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.