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ascension

by camille on Apr 25, 2003 02:58:10

wonderful place fun of magical trolls and old men live in the tRrees. and all the inhabitants love each other and never want to leave
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Ascension

by Group935 on Aug 03, 2017 14:13:51

The first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs.
Example:
My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension


Ascension

by power_metal on Sep 16, 2008 01:36:02

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension
Example:
" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "


Ascension

by imcoolerdanyou on Nov 23, 2013 04:24:26

A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.
Example:
"Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?"

"haahaa sucks for them!"


Ascension School

by Justice F. Harambe on Oct 19, 2016 11:04:01

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.
Example:
“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”


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