sangria

A really yummy drink usually homemade from red wine and fruit. Tasted koolaid-ish and gets you tanked. Also means Blood in Spanish



Sangria
Refers to a gay man who has had too much to drink.

Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Example:
Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!

Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.


Sangria
A religion from Illinois which uses rituals that either face the moon or face away from the moon.
Example:
Under the glow of the full moon, the practitioners of sangria were able to drink their frosty beverages and perform the sacred ritual.


Sangrias and Margaritas
Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts

weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.
Example:
Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.


Sour Sangria
A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED
Example:
Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...


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