sangria
A really yummy drink usually homemade from red wine and fruit. Tasted koolaid-ish and gets you tanked. Also means Blood in SpanishSangria
Refers to a gay man who has had too much to drink.
Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Example:
Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!
Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!
Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
Sangria
Example:
Under the glow of the full moon, the practitioners of sangria were able to drink their frosty beverages and perform the sacred ritual.
Under the glow of the full moon, the practitioners of sangria were able to drink their frosty beverages and perform the sacred ritual.
Sangrias and Margaritas
Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts
weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.
weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.
Example:
Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.
Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.
Sour Sangria
A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.
BEST SERVED CHILLED
BEST SERVED CHILLED
Example:
Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...
Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...
Ghetto Sangria
Sangria Hair
When a woman's hair, especially the bangs area, becomes messy and wavy after partying hard in a club or bar (like Sangria Bar @ Redondo Beach).
sangria in the sukkah
Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.
Kandice Sangria
How to make Kandice Sangria:
Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.
Generations old recipe.
Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.
Generations old recipe.
Example:
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."