Moses Lake
A town near the middle of Washington, where it doesn't rain, there aren't any naturaly
green trees, there are no mountains near by and it smells as though a large herd of dead cows is rotting near by. The only thing it has
going for it, is that it gets ridiculously hot and there is a lake, which attracts idiots from all over, who thinking wearing a cowboy hat makes them fit in, but at the same time they think there are male cows. Even though it smells and it is hot, it will always be better than
Ephrata in the end.
Moses Lake
by Braeden Manor on Apr 08, 2008 10:20:09
Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the
flipside, there is good fishing and
weve got
the dunes
Moses Lake
by Taylorterror on Aug 15, 2009 08:41:52
A stupid
Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers.
litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood
curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:
Example:
Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in
moses lake is watch corn grow.
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen
we ride our tractor through this moses
shit hole
Moses Lake
by WRL.ML. on Oct 15, 2011 08:06:21
Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get
grounded for life, come here.
Example:
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna
fuck her.
Person 2:
No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were
cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
moses lake
by zofo on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
aka: moses hole, hell.
1.
red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.the desert
oasis!
3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like
dead fish
Example:
beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til
2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.
person1: man
never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.
Moses Lake Oral B-J
by Krustee 78 on Sep 30, 2021 06:44:47
The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a
toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the
bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which
the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.