barrel monkeying
To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.Barrel of monkeys
A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.
Barrel of Monkeys
A great time.
Example:
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
Barrel of monkeys
barrel of monkeys
Barrel of monkeys
1. boning.
2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.
2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.
Holy Barrel of Monkeys
an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
Example:
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
Monkey Barrel
Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.
Example:
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.
Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.
Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts
Example:
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!