scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.



The Scarf of Sexual Preference
A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
Example:
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.


scarf of sexual preference
Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
Example:
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."


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