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scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

scrumpy

by Andrew and Pearce on Aug 05, 2008 01:34:31

The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.

Example:
I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.

scrumpy

by (-enigma-) on May 04, 2009 20:51:34

Good

Example:
this meal is scrumpy (NOT SCRUMMY)

this party is scrumpy

this origami duck is scrumpy

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by Michelle Lavoie on Sep 27, 2007 09:56:21

An especially delicious food item.
scrumptious+yummy=scrumpy!

Example:
As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."

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by JJ Carter on Oct 31, 2006 12:09:45

This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."

Example:
Bill is very scrumpy. She looks rather scrumpy I bet you could take her home.

scrumpy

by Kezza on Jan 21, 2004 21:48:20

To partake in the art of exchanging bodily fluids.

Example:
"Hey Sharon, wanna go somewhere and have a scrumpy!?"

Scrumpy

by le phantom bread on Apr 30, 2020 14:17:58

Demomans drink of choice

Example:
Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

Scrumpy

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ on May 21, 2021 07:41:41

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Example:
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

Scrumpy

by stuartking on Apr 01, 2009 03:13:49

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Example:
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

Scrumpy

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone on Sep 19, 2023 10:31:02

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

Example:
That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

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