scuttles

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.keep on scuttling.



scuttle
The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.
Example:
Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.


Scuttle
To spring forward; thrusting hips in front of toes; neck, shoulders and head behind hips. Feet are dragging and the illusion of acceleration will result by this technique. Dogs will scuttle with the butt and tail tucked under there backside while they sprint ahead.
Example:
Your mom gives me the creeps when she scuttles out of here. Eating the last piece of cake is no good reason to scuttle out of here. You would think she stole your car.


Scuttle
A form of crouching; crouch walking at a fast pace towards or away from someone. Male only; most females are afraid of the scuttle (Erin Galler).

ALSO A THIGH BURNING WORKOUT!

2010 World Champion Scuttler = Chris Mueller
Example:
That scuttle actually killed my thighs

Dude lets scuttle


scuttle
A mating dance that resembles the walk of a crab usually preformed by young venezuelan imigrant males while on vacation in a heavily female populated resort.
Example:
Ian often would scuttle over to where all the fine lookin ladies were.


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