Ahab

While fucking your girl doggie style, you suddenly pull out for no apparent reason. When she turns around for an explanation, she notices you've jumped off the bed onto a skateboard, holding the mighty dildo-harpoon in hand, cocked and ready to spear her in the ass. You pursue her as she runs out of the house and down the street while yelling, "You're not getting away from me this time, White Whale!"



Ahab
Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.
Example:
Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.


ahab
A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.
Example:
That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab


ahab
A refrence made about a overweight girl. But not as big as a beeps. When one has been deemed an ahab, generally the phrase "Grab yon spear" is shouted to tell inform those around of the ahab's presence.
Example:
Arrrgh. Ahab off the port bow. Grab yon spear.


Ahab Hour
Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.
Example:
Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.

Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.

PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!


play ahab
In reference to the novel character who relentlessly pursued the white whale, which is a metaphor for the unattainable or for what the searcher believes to be perfect. So playing ahab is searching for a specific elusive something among a vast group of the like.
Example:
Forget her, I'm living in the ocean and I refuse to play ahab.


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