french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.



French Toasting
Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.
Example:
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!


French Toasted
A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Example:
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!


French Toast
When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
Example:
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”


French Toast
A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
Example:
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"


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