seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.



seinfeld

by TightFade on Apr 09, 2003 17:39:10

Best Show Ever.
Example:
George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.


seinfeld

by Greg on Jan 20, 2005 03:27:48

the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.
Example:
vandalay industries! vandalay industries!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.


seinfeld

by Matt. H. on Apr 16, 2005 11:20:01

The best show ever. I even watch it on TV for 2 straight hours everyday.
Example:
Mom: Matt go do your homework!
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.


seinfeld

by angela mcphee on Mar 07, 2008 06:33:57

the coolest show ever, strictly about nothing. has almost no storyline, besides the many relationships they all have, and general misfortunes that occur in the everyday life of four unusual (yet very common) characters. there is always a stranger in every episode, who's life inevidably get ruined by one of the four main characters, elaine benes, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, or cosmo kramer.

cosmo kramer- jerry's next door neighbor who truly believes that he can use all of jerry's things whenever he wants to. does not work, but makes enough money to survive and buy random objects if he so pleases. is a complete and total spaz, has out there views on everything, yet women find him extremely attractive.

george costanza- a short, stalky, slow-witted bald man, as he is commonly discribed on the show, who, while he goes in and out of long periods of unemployment, generally gets women when he wants them. has lived with his parents, and does have an anger problem.

elaine benes- an attractive, smart woman, who is always sleeping with someone else, and has on and off relationships with david puddy. while she is smart and always has a good job, she lacks common sense. she and jerry have dated but... as commonly said... it didn't work out.

jerry seinfeld- a stand up comedian who always has a woman and always finds a way to screw it up. loves cereal and superman, and is always trying to conceal a smile. while jerry seinfeld (screen name and real name) can't act worth beans, he is absolutly hilarious to watch.

seinfeld is truly hilarious, and should be watched by all. they have the most interesting characters of any show ever, and are truly timeless. don't miss the contest, the soup nazi, or, the forbidden episode which isn't in syndication, the puerto rican day parade.
Example:
timmy: dude, wanna go watch the awesomest show in the world!?

tommy: seinfeld?!

timmy: hell yeah!


seinfeld

by G-Union on Aug 28, 2003 11:38:51

(N.) Show about "nothing" that starred Jerry Seinfeld. Premiered in 1990 and ended in 1998. Rivals back then present day NBC top show, Friends now.
Example:
Seinfeld comes on THREE times a day in syndication in my town, and so does The Simpsons, so there's not too much else to watch between 5:00 and 8:00 on weeknights.


seinfeld

by nategodd on Nov 13, 2005 01:19:55

best show, evar.

also, part of what defines a seinfeld fan is that you have to despise the show friends.
Example:
man 1: hey, do you like seinfeld?
man 2: well, i hate friends
man 1: good man.

george: amazing, i drive them to lesbianism and he kramer brings them back

kramer: i thought we were friends!
jerry: here we go...
kramer: how could you two keep this a secret from me?
jerry: it's not true!
kramer: AH AH AH, enough lying! the lying is through! now c'mon jerry, the masquerade is over.. you're thin, late 30s, single.
jerry: so are you..
kramer: wOOWOODEE DOO *freaks out and leaves*


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