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self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

self service

by red1845 on Apr 26, 2010 13:34:10

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Example:
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

self service

by Pipetrain6969 on Feb 12, 2008 10:22:24

slang for performing solotio

Example:
No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

self service

by ohdear9762 on Dec 22, 2013 07:38:42

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Example:
Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

Self Service

by Yeah that. on Jun 24, 2011 12:55:58

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Example:
Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

Self-Service

by karl hungus on Feb 10, 2005 12:26:21

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

Example:
-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

Self Service

by MoooF on Dec 22, 2006 08:12:31

To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.

Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.

Example:
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).

Chris:"You're gay!"

Oli: "So's your face!"

Chris:"So's your mother's face".

Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"

Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"

Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*

In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.

Maritime Self Service

by Good Guy Greg on Aug 31, 2011 10:53:31

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

Example:
"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

self-service pumps

by rtv0587 on Jun 21, 2010 05:47:33

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

Example:
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

Self-Service Stroke

by Socially Awkward Panda on Aug 12, 2011 03:15:51

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Example:
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

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