senior fund accountant
An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they
dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and
fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at
ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.