912
An urgent need to defecate. Inspired by the Stonecutters episode from The Simpsons, where the emergency number is 912.
Example:
"Guys, I need to find a bathroom now."
"Number one or number two?"
"It's an emergency. 912."
"Guys, I need to find a bathroom now."
"Number one or number two?"
"It's an emergency. 912."