mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.



Morty
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Example:
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?


Morty
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Example:
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did


Mortis
A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events
Example:
*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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Morty
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
Example:
Morty bought more crack from Falner today.


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