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Sermons

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

sermonate

by MzKittyPr0n on Oct 26, 2009 08:39:57

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

Example:
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

sermon

by Loxi on Jul 23, 2009 21:53:13

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.

Example:
Examples include:

1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher

2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies

3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong

sermone

by NumberOne111 on May 13, 2015 02:04:25

Italian man with large Italian sausage

Example:
Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

Sermonizing

by Preacher McPreacher on Aug 13, 2009 05:03:29

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon

Example:
Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

-or-

Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!

Child sermonizing

by I, Wreckerrr on Oct 21, 2016 07:46:22

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

Example:
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

sermon-block

by indiepoprocks on Feb 14, 2023 21:26:50

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

Example:
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

Sermon on the Mount

by Truthseekernumberthree on Feb 17, 2013 15:46:19

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

Example:
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

Sermon on the Mount

by paigeville on Oct 22, 2009 12:52:43

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.

Example:
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.

ballgame sermon

by BigJamesCru on Apr 22, 2008 03:34:52

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Example:
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

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