Sermon

verb:• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.origin:first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack



sermon
A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Example:
Examples include:

1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher

2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies

3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong


Sermons
It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.
Example:
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)


sermon-block
When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
Example:
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself


Sermon on the Mount
Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Example:
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."


ballgame sermon
a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Example:
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.


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